I never thought that "Spirituality & Empowerment" would equal "Cults, Altars & Ceremonies". What a waste of fucking time. Doesn't anyone care that they're paying $1300 for 15 weeks of indoctrination into one teacher's "spiritual journey"? I've never wanted out of a class so much in my life. I bolted at the break & I took my brand new "thoughts & reflections journal" with me.

The Onion makes me laugh every time.